(Had this up on my FaceBook decided to post it here. None of this is directed at anybody, I just wanna say it.)

*Sometimes I say things that are supposed to mean well, but they come out wrong. It just happens and I’m sorry.

*I make mistakes. I’m human, get over it.

*How is that “oui” is pronounced “we”? It makes no sense.

*I know I don’t have a lot of money and I can’t get certain things I want. I’ve learned to live with it, but by continually calling me a “charity case” by saying you aren’t….. that’s just cruel.

*Why is it that if you have two beefing celebs, they can have mutual friends? That makes no sense to me.

*The dude Leoben, he’s a mysterious guy no matter what he’s on. He’s funny though too.

*Since The Weather Channel is going to start broadcasting weather related movies, does that mean one day Animal Planet may show “Cougar Town”?

*I want to know Libby’s backstory. I’ll even buy the comic just to find out.

*Eagles fans, I was originally going to make fun of you, turns out you do that yourselves.

*I am hungry.

*I’ve made the joke, I’ll say it again, and I don’t care who knows it “He didn’t push me out a window or make me a drunk, but I swear that with my daddy issues, I should try to find the Island.”

*The above is a reference to LOST.

*I consider LOST the best show on television ever, and I will argue to the death that it’s true.

*4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

*One day I will write a successful movie or television show.

*Right now, if I had the money and people willing to help, I have several of both movies and television shows that I can make. That is not counting short stories and projects I’m still writing, of which there are also several.

*Lady GaGa’s version of “PokerFace” is old and it sucks. The two best versions are by Eric Cartman and Christopher Walken. Another good version is Kid Cudi’s sampling of the song.

*I wish I could drive.

*Sometimes I wish I could speak my mind freely.

*I usually wish I had more confidence. Sadly I don’t.

*If Lon Chaney would’ve made more talking pictures, I believe he would be the greatest actor of all time.

*I want to be the next JJ Abrams.

*King of the Hill should not have been canceled.

*Canceled is spelled with one “l”. Look it up, I’m right.

*I never know how to spell the color that black and white make.

*Yes, above, I meant “gray/grey”. It confuses me much like “while/whilst”.

*I listen to Lil Wayne. Even if you don’t like rap, I recommend him just for his lyrical skills.

*There’s only one medium that I wish I could write but will probably never be able to do.

*I am a stickler for grammar.

*I think the Gunn brothers are hilarious.

*If you ever get the chance, please watch PG Porn. It is actually very funny.

*Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I get to eat as much as I’d like and *not* get in trouble. Very different than every other day of the year.

*A South Korean woman passed her driver’s test on the 950th try. Who says Asians are poor drivers?

*I am probably in a rare group of people. I have never dialed “867-5309”. Never.

*In my opinion, there are only two good things to do in Plymouth: 1) Leave. 2) Play “who’s the baby’s daddy?”

*I often make bad jokes about Plymouth and the people therein. In all honesty, I love Plymouth. That is probably because I rarely visit.

*No matter what you say, Twitter is the greatest social network site to date.

*I know many useless trivial things.

*I am finally going to look for something to eat.

*Morena Baccarin is one of the sexiest women alive.

*I cannot be anyone but myself. Some of you may want me to be someone else, but I can’t and won’t. You’ll either love me for me, or you won’t.

*According to my mom, I never had monsters under my bed.

*If one says “I love you”, that doesn’t mean that they’re “in love with you”. Hopefully, you love your family and friends, but that doesn’t mean that you are in love with them.

*Where does your lap go when you’re standing up?

*While you’re thinking of that, what purpose does your butt have while you’re standing?

*I do not believe in “global warming”. I believe things happen in cycles. It gets hot, it gets cold. That’s how it is. Deal with it.

*50 Cent confirmed that he listens to Taylor Swift. That is awesome.

*Whenever speaking about former VP Dick Cheney, I always refer to him as “The Chainsaw”, and then proceed to make a chainsaw noise.

*”The eye of the beholder” is a funny sounding phrase to me.

*Please do no invite me to all of your apps and games and causes on FaceBook. I always delete them. If I was here for those things, I’d be apart of them already.

*No one has weirder dreams than my mother.

*Never take every single person at their word. Always try to have proof.

*Are we really supposed to believe that is the same guy playing Pike in both “The Cage” and “The Menagerie”?

*Why does the CMA Awards logo look like the Starfleet logo?

*Why have a countdown to a countdown? ABC Family has a “countdown to ‘25 days of Christmas’”, but, their “25 days of Christmas” is a countdown. It makes no sense!

*I hate when people say they were “loling”. Does that mean you were “laugh out louding”? It makes no sense. Say you were “lol”, and don’t complain if it doesn’t sound right, it shouldn’t any time….. “lol” is not a word to begin with.

*Where did all the anvils go?

*I listen to music from all decades beginning with the 1930s. The only things I don’t really listen to is disco and most 80s “hair” music and whatnot. Other than that, all music is welcomed.

*People who say “acrosst” and “heighth” need to learn to speak.

*This list was different on FaceBook.